Dear Christmas Sweater Lady,
It is not my fault that you chose to shop today. So please, stop eyeing my grocery cart as if I stole milk from your starving child.
Sincerely,
Shopping for Breakfast
Dear SUV with a Christmas Wreath on the front,
I am pretty sure that the date for Christmas is posted somewhere. Had you planned ahead, you wouldn't need the parking spot that I just pulled into. Calm down. Walking that extra twenty feet to the Target will probably keep you from getting a heart attack for Christmas anyway. Consider it my gift to you.
Warmest Regards,
I'm In the Shorter Line Too
...but seriously folks, why is it that those who celebrate this holiday don't plan ahead? I guess I will never understand....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment